tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
burnt every train ticket that ever brought me close to you
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay
9 more months of school how cute it’s like school is pregnant with summer wow I can’t wait
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
write a book together